Monday, August 07, 2006

Damn you are ugly

Over millions of years warthogs got tired of predators waiting outside of their dens to pick them off as they exit in the morning. So, they haved developed an effective albeit amazingly funny tactic of hauling ass in a straight line right out their front door for as long as necessary only then turning around to see if anything was actually waiting to attack it. Kinda like building a BMX start gate in your garage to avoid being hit by cars at the end of your driveway.


Tony T said...

If bacon didn't taste so damn good they wouldn't have to worry about other animals eating them all the time.

3p0 said...

boooo ugly fast sprint to get outa your damn hole in the ground wart hog


Cornbread said...

Looks like one mean S.O.B.